Hello fellas and lady fellas, now that I am done PARCC testing for awhile, I’m incredibly bored and have nothing to write about. Until….. Zayn Malik left 1D. Heck yes, you party animals. Now that 1D lost their most attractive band member, I hate them more than I did before. Their music had always been stupid and pretty much cliche and meaningless, but Zayn isn’t there anymore….. So, if they had pretty bad music when they were a whole, they must be horrible when there’s only .8 of them still there. Man oh man, that’s like 24/7 on the channel station. Goodbye Zayn Goodbye bad 1D songs, hello even worse .8 songs.
Stereotypical Girl: OMG! ZAYN LEFT 1D!!!!!! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?! MY LIFE IS LIKE TOTALLY #RUINED!
Other stereotypical girls: WE RIOT!!!!
Me: ._. Seriously you guys? Ummm…..
Have fun listening to bad pop music, my lovely little angels