On Sunday May 10, three burglary suspects robbed a Build-A-Burger in New York city. The thieves stole the cash register, the surveillance system, and one other thing.
A large bowl of macaroni salad.
The cash register, the surveillance system, and macaroni salad.
One of these things is not like the other.
That’s just great.
The three men had taken the macaroni salad to eat as they escaped via the nearby Greenway trail. As the men got away, they left behind cash register parts, loose change, pieces of the surveillance system, rubber gloves, and a steady trail of macaroni salad which ended up leading the police to the macaroni-loving criminals.
Robber: GIVE ME ALL YOUR MACARONI SALAD NOW!!!! ALL OF IT!!!
Innocent civilian: NOT THE MACARONI!!!! NOOOO!!!!
Sorry about that.
That was just a short little report to maybe brighten your day a little bit more.
—Meghan Brady, May 14, 2015