Top Five Puns

  1. It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.           – Reif
  2. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.      -unknown
  3. I wanna make a joke about sodium, but Na..          – unknown
  4. I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.       -unknown
  5. A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.      -unknown

 

-Shikha

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