A rule of grammar: double negatives are a no-no.
The local gene pool looks like it could use quite a bit of chlorine.
What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, it simply waved.
I injured my finger preparing cheese for our pasta. I seem to have grater problems.
What would you call a fish with a missing eye?
A fsh, probably.
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